"Necronomi-Condom" PRE-ORDER

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Legend has it that it was created by the dark ones

"Necronomicondom Sexmortis"

Roughly translated "Rubber of the Dead"

The condom served as a passageway for the evil Dongs beyond.

It was created Schlong ago, when the seas ran red with blood

It was this blood that was used to make the condom

In the year 1300 AD, the Condom disappeared ....

Forever Midnight found the "Necronomi-condom" in a basement and now the Evil is available for the first time to you.

Art by our very own Jef Overn
Design by our very own Josh Staples