"Necronomi-Condom" (Pre-order Shipping in April)
Shipping in Mid- April
Legend has it that it was created by the dark ones
Roughly translated "Rubber of the Dead"
The condom served as a passageway for the evil Dongs beyond.
It was created Schlong ago, when the seas ran red with blood
It was this blood that was used to make the condom
In the year 1300 AD, the Condom disappeared ....
Forever Midnight found the "Necronomi-condom" in a basement and now the Evil is available for the first time to you.
Art by our very own Jef Overn
Design by our very own Josh Staples